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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz -1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I voted for Jill Stein since I live in a pure blue state and my vote doesn't count anyway

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -3 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

At least the non-voters got to do something useful with the time they saved.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

You know there are local elections that matter more right? Thats where most of us are these days.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 3 points 14 hours ago

We'll show them next year for sure. Maybe even get our name printed on the ballot

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee -1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Well they might have turned out and voted down ticket and showed us what candidates and policies did motivate them but you told them their votes would be worthless if they didn't specifically vote for Kamala so they stayed home.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -1 points 10 hours ago

The typical liberal condescension and assumptions cease to amuse.