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Evangelical leaders celebrate Trump’s victory as a prophecy fulfilled (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 63 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

The one about the end times coming? Seems fitting! Does Christianity even have any other prophecies?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 73 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I mean, the one about the Antichrist fooling Christians fits so well that I'd probably believe it's actually happening if I believed in their bronze age fairy tales to begin with..

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 12 points 8 hours ago

There's the line about the beast that was wounded unto death and yet lived that seems vaguely apropos

13:3:

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 15 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

That is eerily similar. But then again, stuff like this probably also happened 2000 years ago. Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!

I have some bad news for you about several Olympic events..

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

How does one doom preps? Chainsaw, shotgun, green armor?

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 5 points 6 hours ago

No, that's Christmas.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There's an entire website dedicated to relating each passage in the bible about the antichrist to trump. I don't remember what the site was, but a quick google search should get the result.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I've seen it and it's damn convincing, pun intended 😁

[–] Prunebutt 5 points 9 hours ago

It does have grifters trying to "crack a code" in the bible. This "prophecy" is based on one of those grifters' prophecy.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

So not all Doomsday prophecies were wrong! 😮