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Evangelical leaders celebrate Trump’s victory as a prophecy fulfilled (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 12 points 8 hours ago

There's the line about the beast that was wounded unto death and yet lived that seems vaguely apropos

13:3:

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.