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Rub some butter on their feet and have them carry a wrinkled potato around with them. Guaranteed to keep the flu away. For a cough, it's potatoes on the feet and butter in the hands.
Don't forget to massage in a nice herb rub at bed time, then wrap them in foil before covering them in the electric blanket for 20 minutes at 350° to really seal in the flavor.
No onions?
You tie those on your belt, though that's more to do with it being the style.
Their immigrant neighbours ate all the unions. Even though the kept them locked up. The onions, not the neighbors.