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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

On the one hand, I think this is a joke. On the other, I really hope this is someone’s actual living quandary

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Having worked in an elementary school, I'm inclined to believe it's true. The best student name I've ever seen was Vampire Hunter. First name Vampire, last name Hunter.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 weeks ago

Shit, I wouldn't name my own child that, but that name is cool as fuck.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

They should have gone Vampire for the middle name and Abraham for the first name, would have been a really nice tribute to the 16th President of the United States

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

...I hope he becomes a vampire.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

His dad better be named Werewolf

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Having met a Revolution Fighter, full first name, I wouldn't be too quick to dismiss this outright.