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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 147 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A few years later:

These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.

Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations. And have sex with them.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Be honest, Riker wrote that plot didn't he?:-)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I guess you're not familiar with the exploits of Captain James T. Kirk?

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Kirk mostly used seduction as a tool; he fucked women because it was expedient. Riker did it just because he could.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah it's made explicit with dialog in the show that the Enterprise itself is Kirk's primary obsession.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Riker's motivation seems more pure than Kirk's manipulation. That said, I feel like Kirk was mostly in it for the fun. Like the other comments said, as long as both parties are consenting and not causing death or serious injury to anyone, have fun!

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 month ago

Kirk flirted with a 300 year old little girl in order to get her to give him information. Riker is way better than Kirk.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 8 points 1 month ago

Where do you think Riker got his playbook from? :-P

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Norin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Never forget that Trip straight up got impregnated In season 1.

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

People always sleeping on trip

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Was he?

Counting time travel and visitors, who was the first human to shag an alien?

What about off Earth?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Interspecies Reviewers but sci-fi

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?”

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)