this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 98 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The problem is almost never that the wind it blowing, its what the wind is blowing.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 83 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In this case, I expect it's going to be blowing those ratchet straps after they become unanchored, turning them into whips that'll cleave the roof in half.

[–] poVoq 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The description for the picture says they are connected to big burried concrete blocks, so likely the house is gone before these straps get loose.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah but if a tree slams into the strap and breaks it

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those straps aren’t going to break.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look man I'm not a sciencologist but if a big ol tree smacks into that strap maybe the strap doesn't break but the metal tie downs? Idk man doesn't seem like it would work out well for the house or straps

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A 2" wide straps is supposed to fail at about 10,000 pounds/4500kg of static load. The nylon strap will fail long before the metal hardware does, and the roof is going to fail before either of those do. If a large enough object fell on the strap, the most probable scenario is that the strap would end up acting like a wire cutter to the roof.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You could use those straps to lift a large tree up in the air with a crane

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I need an after picture of this house stat

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It'll trampoline off into the neighbor's house.

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It might break the roof. Those straps are nearly as wide as that truck's brake lights, i don't see them snapping so easily.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

homie these straps are probably rated for a tree falling on it lol

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok but what about 20 trees and a lot of debris?

ur house is probably part of the debris by then lmao

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

unanchored

whips

schrodingers whip. How is it both unanchored and a whip at the same time.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

if one of them goes, the other is pretty likely to go as well. Unless you just didn't secure it properly, in which case skill issue.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hurricanes rip poorly built roofs off all the time. Builders get lazy and install the hurricane anchor things wrong. At least the local home inspector on Reddit used to say

[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i would trust that redditor seeing how homes are often built lmao

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

That particular redditor had a long history of weekly posts with the shitty home builder work they inspected, but I hear the argument, I have no evidence other than hearsay and didn't research it myself.

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

They call me.. Tater-Salad.

[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

it's* what the wind is blowing.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If your ass gets hit by a Volvo...