There is no room for nuance in a fucking circlejerk community, if you disagree with me you’re my number one enemy and I will destroy you and your reputation.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Uhh... Ohh... OK. Please don't hurt me! 😳

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I fed my cat lettuce and now its first investigative documentary is coming out titled "Catastrophe"!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always thought that as an obligate carnivore if you feed the cat lettuce it explodes in a little furry fireball.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

It actually breaks down into little soot sprites who then immediately get to work building a multi-story wooden gazebo around the place the cat once was.