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Repost inspired by a true story. (vegantheoryclub.org)

submitted 1 week ago by NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org to c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.vg

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[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I fed my cat lettuce and now its first investigative documentary is coming out titled "Catastrophe"!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always thought that as an obligate carnivore if you feed the cat lettuce it explodes in a little furry fireball.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

It actually breaks down into little soot sprites who then immediately get to work building a multi-story wooden gazebo around the place the cat once was.