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Posts from Mastodon users, featured natively in a community, so you can view them without the need for them to be re-hosted or screenshoted, and reply to the original author and Mastodon respondents if you wish.

Has so far included content from Warsandpeas, Mr. Lovenstein, SMBC, Loading Artist, Low Quality Facts, nixCraft, ElleGray, and other interesting or provocative stuff I've random'd across on Mastodon.


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Happy Pi Day! (mediacdn.aus.social)
submitted 8 months ago by dgar@aus.social to c/tails@lemmon.website
 
 

Image description: Top view of a pie on a wooden table. A slice has been cut and removed. Some almond are scattered around and a glass of milk sits on the table too.
Overlaid text reads: A pie is just a pie-chart of how much pie is left.
Happy Pi Day!


(Originally published earlier today on aus.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Image description: Cartoon by War and Peas: A person stands on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. There's a smal gate with a sign that says "Less than 100k followers". NExt to it is a bigger, more beautiful gate that reads "More than 100k followers"


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Never be relatable around your boss.
Secret Panel HERE โ˜• https://tapas.io/episode/2640963


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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(title added for lemmy by community mod). Post on Mastodon has 2 images (click the Fedi-Link to see both). Original text:
For a co-worker.

Image description: A photo of a medication box for Spice melange 60 straws. The box has a blue sky and sand dune image, with warnings. CAUTION MAY CAUSE PERMANENT IRIS AND SCLERA DISCOLOURATION and PRESCIENCE ENHANCER RESULTS WILL VARY.


(Originally published on bitbang.social: 2024-03-11) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Chris Hard-Place (mediacdn.aus.social)
submitted 8 months ago by dgar@aus.social to c/tails@lemmon.website
 
 

(title added for lemmy by community mod)

Image description: Chris Rock, holding up a fist: CHRIS ROCK
Chris Rock holding out his hand: CHRIS PAPER
Chris Rock holding fingers in V shape: CHRIS SCISSORS


(Originally published on aus.social: 2024-03-11) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Image description: 4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Panel: A little girl summoned a demon. The demon goes, "Feed me fresh souls!" 2. Panel: The girl answers "I only have tea." 3. Panel: "It's ginger lemon." 4. Panel: The demon goes, "Tea is fine, too!"


(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-03-10) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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(title added for lemmy)

Image description: Cars in action movies: Still works after being shot 1000 times
Cars in horror movies: Can't even start


(Originally published earlier today on wetdry.world) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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PHP vs. Banana (files.mastodon.social)
 
 

orig txt:
PHP is still better than any JS ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜‚ credit https://turnoff.us/ #php #programming #development

Image description: This comic hilariously compares PHP and bananas:

  1. Can you eat it? Yes to the banana, no to PHP (unless you're really determined).
  2. Can it prevent cramps? Banana wins again! Not sure about PHP...
  3. Is it a great programming language? Well, that depends on who you ask...

TL;DR: Banana Triumphs!


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Secret Panel HERE ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://tapas.io/episode/2619139


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Image description: Six eggs mourning the death of another one by having been fried.


(Originally published earlier today on swiss.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Image description: specialty baby crib designed to fit in the corner of the room


(Originally published on beige.party: 2024-03-05) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Take a seat (files.mastodon.social)
 
 

(title added for lemmy)

Image description: just a cat posing with tiny little plastic hands where her paws go


(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-03-07) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Image description: Uniquely Canadian words that confuse the word:
soaker, toonie, deke, kerfuffle, two-four, double-double, keener, pop, klicks, all-dressed, chinook


(Originally published earlier today on ohai.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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An annivesary for Mulder and Scully (xoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com)
 
 

(title added for lemmy).
Today, March 7, in 1992, Dr. Dana Scully and FBI agent Fox Mulder work on their first case together, traveling to northwest Oregon to investigate potential alien abductions (The X-Files, s01e01 โ€œPilotโ€, 1993)
#TV #Television #XFiles #TheXFiles

Image description: A man and woman drive in a car. The man speaks to the woman, who looks skeptical


(Originally published earlier today on xoxo.zone) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Past the Post (files.mastodon.social)
 
 

Shout out to all my bot followers. You guys like my posts no matter what.
Secret Panel HERE ๐Ÿ‘ https://tapas.io/episode/3117097


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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(title added for lemmy by cimmunit

Image description: A photo of a sad buff man in a gym with the caption "Just found out my girl tried to violate Nintendo's intellectual property rights by making a fan game...I think I'm gonna be sick..".


(Originally published earlier today on wetdry.world) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Tree Hugger (files.mastodon.social)
 
 

Image description: 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A girl walks towards a tree 2. Panel: The girl hugs the tree. 3. The tree looks down at the girl and thinks "This isn't helping anything." 4. The tree closes its eyes and thinks "But it feels good."


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Image description: 1 Waiter: Any room for dessert Mr. Banner?
2 Bruce Banner: I really wanted some but I'm way too full. This makes me so mad.
3 Bruce turns into the hulk
4 Hulk: I'll have the tiramisu.


(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-03-06) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Image description: Infographic on the aroma of books. The smell of old books is produced by the gradual breakdown of cellulose and lignin in paper. Type of paper and age of the book affect the compounds produced, which include furfural, vanillin and benzaldehyde. The aroma of new books is equally variable, the compounds causing it coming from adhesives, inks, and chemicals used for paper treatment. Many of these chemicals are odorless themselves, but can react and contribute to the release of aroma chemicals.


(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Leisure Time (files.mastodon.social)
 
 

I don't know how to leisure correctly.
Secret Panel HERE ๐Ÿค” https://tapas.io/episode/2600775


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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(title added for lemmy by community mod)

Image description: Four images showing a candle burning down with the melting wax being collected inside a transparent candlestick resulting in another candle being formed.


(Originally published earlier today on aus.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Tech Bros, 1997 (files.mastodon.social)
 
 

(title added by lemmy community mod). Original text:
Some of the biggest names in #opensource, #Linux, and #Unix world: Sebastian Hetze, Linus Torvalds, and Dennis Ritchie in conversation at the USENIX Annual Technical Conference in January 1997

Image description: Some of the biggest names in #opensource, #Linux, and #Unix world: Sebastian Hetze, Linus Torvalds, and Dennis Ritchie in conversation at the USENIX Annual Technical Conference in January 1997


(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-03-05) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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(Originally published on ioc.exchange: 2024-03-05) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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(title added by lemmy community mod). Original text:
Dark...


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

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Image description: I hope the lead I'm mining will be used in your paint


(Originally published earlier today on wetdry.world)

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