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How to send emails like pro https://www.instagram.com/p/CSo5B5UjkXm/?hl=en
Image description: HOW TO SEND EMAILS: STEP 2: READ EMAIL. STEP 1: TYPE EMAIL.. 500 TIMES BEFORE SENDING. STEP 3: SEND EMAIL. STEP 4: GO TO "SENT FOLDER" AND READ MAIL AGAIN FROM THE RECEIVERS PERSPECTIVE. Comic by AMBYCOMICS
(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-04-14) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
I have the cleanest website on Earth, yet Google sends traffic to sites like this one. I come to the conclusion that Google rewards sites running Google Ads. It makes sense because it makes Google more money. User experience can go to /dev/null ๐ and good luck reading any of this. LOL.
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PHP is still better than any JS ๐๐ credit https://turnoff.us/ #php #programming #development
Image description: This comic hilariously compares PHP and bananas:
TL;DR: Banana Triumphs!
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
(title added by lemmy community mod). Original text:
Some of the biggest names in #opensource, #Linux, and #Unix world: Sebastian Hetze, Linus Torvalds, and Dennis Ritchie in conversation at the USENIX Annual Technical Conference in January 1997
Image description: Some of the biggest names in #opensource, #Linux, and #Unix world: Sebastian Hetze, Linus Torvalds, and Dennis Ritchie in conversation at the USENIX Annual Technical Conference in January 1997
(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-03-05) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
Image description: Elon Musk & X @elonmusk โข 42m Just bought a new PC laptop and it won't let me use it unless I create a Microsoft account, which also means giving their Al access to my computer! This is messed up. There used to be an option to skip signing into or creating a Microsoft account. Are you seeing this too? This is not cool of Microsoft.
(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-02-25)
@Meowki@mastodon.world @nixCraft@mastodon.social lol ๐
(title added for lemmy). original text:
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Image description: In the first panel, there is a text box that says "THE SPACECRAFT MADE A HARD LANDING AND CRASHED. WE LOST ONE BILLION DOLLARS! I WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED!!!" In the second panel, a scientist says "UM, SIR! I THINK I'VE FOUND THE REASON!" There is a computer screen in the background that shows code with the line "if isLanding && false (".
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
Image transcripion: A tweet from @tekbog reads, "It's just sending one JSON from one service to another. How hard can it be?" The tweet is accompanied by a picture of a whiteboard with details on how to send one JSON from one service to another. This suggests that application development in the modern era can involve unexpected complexities for no good reason. Souce https://twitter.com/tekbog/status/1748436200602358135
(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-01-20)
Image description: The text contains the phrase "Hey! What's going on?" followed by the phrase "Sick bastard!". Below that is some code that appears to be related to password verification.
(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-02-18)
Image transcripion: shows a red sign with white text that says "STRICTLY NO ACCESS" mounted on a metal gate. The gate appears to be part of a fence around a park, with trees visible in the background but there is no fence around the gate or anywhere else
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
@Soxxxe@digforfire.org He mostly uses Apple products and has mentioned Linux a few times, but he may needs to use some accounting or some crap software that only runs on Windows. So, he bought a Dell or Amazon laptop, hoping for a quick setup. He wants to keep his data private on that laptop, but Microsoft has other ideas, including AI that is forced on everyone. So now he set Microsoft on fire. Just too funny