z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Similar to hump-catting

[–] z500@startrek.website 14 points 9 months ago

Harambe's death was the nexus connecting all timelines

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

I've found my people

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up

[–] z500@startrek.website 33 points 9 months ago

My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

Powerthirst is also crystal meth

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

One time I smoked just a little to see how it would feel. I tripped the fuck out for like 5 seconds.

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

This guy's taking Kamin off the grid!

[–] z500@startrek.website 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's when you play them the weirdest shit in your music library. It circles back around to wizardry.

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