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[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 9 months ago

The FDA made them change it to ‘some kidneys’.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is from Mad Magazine? I didn't even know they still existed.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They were gone for a while. Only in the last 3 years or so have they come back with printed media. I was subscribed to them before they stopped publishing years ago and saved all the last few issues just because I figured they might be worth something someday.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Dad I'm throwing away this box of mad magazines"

"That's you're inheritance!"

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll stick with my perfectly safe powerthirst thank you very much

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

Powerthirst is also crystal meth

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Made with real rhino penis so you know it's good!

Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

[–] Varcour@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] victron@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

Right?! I don't want any of that addictive garbage!

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

500 hrs of energy expended in 15 minutes.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] DarkDayz@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It means he’s goin to shove it up his ass for a quick fix! Lmao

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I know, I linked an Eric Andre clip in the comment above

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Safe for most kidneys, and you have a spare anyway

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Known to cause cancer in the state of California, even in bystanders.

[–] Squeezer@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

This reminds me of when we found we could bulk buy ephedrine over the counter from chemists in sub saharan Africa and go to uninhabited islands off the coast and get messed up. Happy days.

[–] byroon@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I'm onboard with the methamphetamines but I have questions about the rhino penis (poaching isn't cool) and poison

[–] white_shotgun@aussie.zone 3 points 9 months ago

Hahaha i needed this chuckle thank you

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that the guy from "Somebody that I used to know"? (Goyte)