simplejack

Yeah, they put product compatibility for everything on the site. But we also enjoy shit posting about this over priced microfiber cloth every year.

My guess is that the motivation was user feedback and keeping things simple so they’re easier to repair.

Sounds like a joke.

You might be on to something

When I upgraded it wasn’t so much about the minimal updates in this year’s phone. It was the sum of 5+ years of updates that was compelling.

Dynamic Island, a big camera spec jump, much faster Face ID, smoother scrolling, USB C, better Siri, MagSafe, etc.

If you want to give the big phone a try, you have 14 days to decide if you like it or not.

Not today son. Cats are on the menu.

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It’s generally considered between 40 and 60.

You can argue that 60 isn’t really the statistical middle for most humans. It’s closer to the 3/4 mark. That said, when people say middle age, they usually mean the aforementioned years.

I’m definitely nostalgic for the times Trump wasn’t on TV rambling like a fucking weirdo.

Also, these stores have tools that can tally up losses associated to you, and they’ll pull in the cops when the evidence is enough to warrant serious penalty.

ABC: fact checks crazy ass false claims that Florida’s Amendment 4 would legalize killing newborns.

Conservatives: that’s not fair!

What about a roadkill bear hat?

If you don’t want to be fact checked, maybe don’t repeatedly insist that Florida’s abortion ballot measure will legalize killing newborns.