myster0n

With a big sundial around his neck

I think you meant "hamberders"

But if you got an air conditioner the ice lasts longer

Eron!

It's all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they're talking about cats!

I can only smell them when they're crawling in my nose

"Turns out we're colourblind, so who knows what colour that line was"

... Fartnote?

The worst kind of carbon is humanity

choo choo!

I explain it by repeating what Google tells me.

Genital warts?