myster0n

And if you do mind the smell, you might actually be a mosquito

You can't find them because you from 15 minutes in the future took them, duh.

I did cover it up so that I couldn't be accused of trying to use this community to post ads.

That's because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it's not quite high enough

It's a foghorn

The hamberdler

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A good water company these days is hard to find

DJ Who's Ein

Boiling the pasta removes some of the starches from the pasta, which is why people recommend adding some pasta water into your sauce. Maybe you're allergic to those starches?

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying