metaballism

But Yandex sucks for actual search... Except their reverse image search which is really good, altho they nerfed it recently.

I like my Xerox Phaser 3020. No complaints so far, doesn't even require installing drivers, and cheap non-OEM toners are widely available.

That's a very naive take. Even if BRI was only meant for trade - so much influence on trade necessarily means that China will have greater political power over included countries. The debt trap thing is also true - the westerners noticed it because they employed the same tactics to gain influence over other countries. These are pretty hegemonic things to do.

The whole One Belt One Road initiative?

Is there any evidence that China wouldn't want to be a hegemon?

People didn't like its mechanics even back when it launched. Personally, it's still somehow my favorite even tho objectively it's less fun to play and less polished than the other two. Something about its story and the atmosphere makes it more unique and genuine.