jungle

Stopped reading after the first paragraph.

No bed to go as far back as 2014 to get a basic analog car

It seems to me that almost all native English speakers got principal and principle backwards. I'm actually surprised when I see them used correctly (which is not the case here).

Now in English please.

For how he won.

President Trump announced his intention to ensure that all future bitcoin production would take place within the United States, should he be re-elected.

facepalm

Brilliant! This is one of those things that when you see it, it seems so obvious that you wonder how nobody thought of it until now. But it takes someone like Randall to pluck it out of the space of unexplored ideas and present it perfectly.

Cyanide and happiness used to be great years ago. I subbed to this community hoping to get more of that.

But it's consistently terrible. I'm out.

What did you use?

Yep. The day they kill old.reddit is the day I stop using it.

I feel bad that you've been left hanging there.

What's the third one? :)

The plural of you is yous or ye. In Ireland at least.