fjord_monkey

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[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lamb vindaloo, obviously.

 

There's no indication on the local news yet. So here's your chance for a big scoop! It happened in an industrial part of town. As well as the normal emergency services I saw a helicopter circling the area.

My mother was in a similar situation when my gran died, but her sister was the one who got the house. My mother thought it should have been split 50/50, but her sister did do all of the care work and was closer to her generally. They got into some sort of argument and neither has spoken to the other since. It's been over 2 decades. I've asked my mother about it and only got vague answers.

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Social engineering. Give everyone a sense of agency but make the world in my image.

Just link to support websites to do with solvent abuse (paint/glue huffing) whenever you see a hexbear / lemmygrad post. Push the narrative that they all huff paint and eventually they'll isolate themselves.

 

Probably about 1 kg (2,2 lbs) depending on what I've eaten.

 

My kid wants a cat, but is highly allergic. I'm convinced this is the answer, but my SO isn't as sure. Thoughts?

 

An excellent throw.

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
 

Tradition is important

Drunk and disorderly.

The 100 liters of milk thing actually happened a while later link is to a norwegian paper but google translate should do pretty well with it.

https://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/harald-eias-sketsj-ble-virkelighet-kroll-i-danmark-medforte-kjempebestilling-pa-melk/60644887

Kamelåså!

... kamelåså...

 

FREE BUCKET DAY! WOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Jævela hæst kuk!

 

Vroom vroom!

 

Kek

Significantly worse. But WWIII won't start properly until 2029

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