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Dear Gay/Everything.else.you.include.in.this.catagory.people, which colors do you wish the rainbow was instead ? 🌈 (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Ok so, I'm ALL ABOUT color coordination. For some reason, more then two different colors all together makes my eyes scream.

Ultimately, shit needs to match my fuckin outfit or at least my purse and if I'm feeling crazy, maybe at least just with my shoes.

For example,

All one color, pink. Which is also my favorite so, yea, obviously its Correct. My eyes don't hurt.

This ? You deserve execution. Pink and fucking ORANGE ? Kill yourself. I can't even remember my father's face now after looking at it.

Anyway, I know this opinion is pretty common for ultimately almost actually well pretty much everyone so I guess I answered my own question. More than likely you obviously agree so yea makes sense.

#YayGayStuff🌈

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Terrance stole 5 bikes after leaving his homie Lil Craig's apartment in a low income, government provided, section 8 community. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 month ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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How fast should Terrance drive the mini van he stole, to successfully escape arrest, and commit armed robbery on the north end of town?

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Being that humans are collectively tribal by nature, has society now implemented strategic ass spanking rituals that not only teach a person they being a naughty boy, but also a little stinker ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 month ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Note:

I will personally perform erotic symbiosis.

spoilerFuckshitpoopcacapeepee

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Straight men with bubble butts (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 month ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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How much should I charge Donald Trump for living in my head? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 month ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Teets (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 month ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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What’s the gayest boy band that you know of ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Gunna spank that Lil ass of yours (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Anybody here from the U S of Gay? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Which isle at the grocery store is the hogwash on ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Most people are not going to be respectful, so, tell me, may I fuck your face ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Do you put grapes in your butt ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Do you pee a little when you see a puppy ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Caress my acne (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Do farts have souls ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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AAAAHHHHHHH, MURDERRRRR MEEEEEE!!!!!! (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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There's a subreddit on Reddit, called r/PoopFromAButt (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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How does an ass apologize for a fart? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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As a man, how do I chose the right size of breast implants for me? Is there a guide ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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What’s the most dumbass thing you idiots have done this week ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Not much, what's updog with you? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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What's your anti-social security number? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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What caused the explosion i just witnessed? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 2 months ago by fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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There's no indication on the local news yet. So here's your chance for a big scoop! It happened in an industrial part of town. As well as the normal emergency services I saw a helicopter circling the area.

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Why did god make asses so fuckable? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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What are the 2 girls from 2 girls 1 cup up to these days? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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