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Unfortunately, it's been dead for a couple of years now, but this blog used to translate everyone's Asian-language tattoos.
A significant number of them use characters that are not from any language at all.
Quite a few that do have meanings are pretty funny, sometimes are quite ironic too.
https://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/
Edit: I forgot about this, but it's still on the front page of that blog and I laughed all over again.
I was in line behind someone who had 安 on her nape. I'm guessing she was going for a meaning of like peaceful or restful or something along those lines but you need a compound like 安心 or 安静 for that.
The character alone means more like cheap, at least in Japanese. Maybe it's different in Chinese.
变态外人
biàntài wàirén
Thanks! Didn't recognize simplified character behind traditional at first
It would indeed be the case if it were Chinese.
However it seems it's written in Japanese and follows the Japanese 新字体・舊字體 standard instead of the Chinese 简体字・繁體字
変態外人-Japanese Shinjitai
變態外人-Chinese Traditional
变态外人-Chinese Simplified
In Wales road signs are printed in both English and Welsh. When a new sign was being made someone sent the English part to a translator, who's out of office message was in Welsh. They assumed that message was the translation and printed it on the sign.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mistranslated-welsh-traffic-sign/
Not a translation error but the worst tattoo I ever saw on someone was a guy with a bloody tampon tramp stamp.
bloody tampon tramp stamp
"bloody" as in bloody idiot, or "bloody" as in black pudding?
I assume this is one of them dual meanings
My guy. My dude. My man.
Do you know what a tampon is / does? You might be able to infer from that alone.
Alexa, what's a tampon?
Indeed 'twas a tampon with blood upon it
I never tattooed it on myself, or anyone else, but I used to work at a local greasy spoon, and knew a Professor of English that came in regularly, who was originally from China. I asked him for the name specific characters that phonetically made up the syllables of my and my girlfriend's names, he went to wait for his food, and came back with the characters he thought would work best. I used those to burn the characters into the weed stash box that she and I had made.
We told everyone that asked that we had no clue what it actually meant, it just sounded like our names.
But...what did it mean?
English names tend do just get characters that sound phonetically like their English pronunciation. As such, a lot of names, especially longer ones, don't mean anything. If you directly translated them, a lot of the time you'd get like "cabbage the horse wheel" or something.
If you directly translated them, a lot of the time you’d get like “cabbage the horse wheel” or something.
That reminds me of the "Password Strength" comic by xkcd. All right, it's settled. Next time I need new password, I'm feeding random names into a phonetic name translator.
So the characters are still words, right? As in not phonetics? Would it be like someone named Tristan getting the Spanish word Triste because it sounds like Tristan?
The Chinese English professor told me that my name meant something like "strong ox" and hers meant "beautiful lotus," but I have no way to verify that, as I no longer have the box. She does.
Ooo may I have a guess - Daniel and Lilian?
edit - typo
Nope.
Ah nevermind then. Thought I got what the characters were haha
I knew a guy who had "bad to the bone" written on his neck in Chinese. The problem is, the phrase doesn't translate at all.
So, his tattoo read as "my bones are bad"
Tbf, he was a clown and had something like that coming.
Now the day I was born The nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder At the horror they had found The head nurse spoke up Said, "Leave this one for dead" She could tell right away That my bones were bad
My bones are bad My bones are bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad
My bones are bad
When Mr. Glass decided to get a music career.
Newlines only work properly if the previous line ends in two spaces btw (or if there are two newlines)
Mine is similar. On my forearm,not my neck (yuck). It's supposed to be "blood and guts". Literal translation equals something about "inside organs".
I'm okay with that. If you actually discuss the meaning of works out fine.
I got that tattoo because I actually work with "blood and guts" as a Paramedic.
I was thinking of getting 何か日本語で "nanika nihongo de" and if someone would ask me what it meant I’d say "something in Japanese"
I've wanted to get Leviticus 19:18 tattooed on me somewhere prominently for years, but too many people would not get the joke and think I was religious.
Reading through various translations, the first part seems to say "don't cut/gash your body in honor/memory/mourning of the dead, but most of the translations leave it somewhat ambiguous (at least to me) as to whether it means "don't tattoo yourself in honor/memory/mourning of the dead" or just, "don't tattoo yourself at all". Also, it sounds as though cutting/gashing yourself for other reasons is isn't breaking any rules.
Don't ruin my good time.
Sorry, lol, that was definitely not my intention! I've definitely heard about the "no tattoos" thing before, especially for those following Judaism, but I'd never read the relevant text before, so it definitely surprised me. I may have to ask my sister about it, since that's definitely her area of study.
I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get 'Chinese Symbols' written in all caps on him.
The amazing bastard did it.