allcretansareliars

joined 2 years ago
[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I have a script which saves my fine location to a Google sheet when I disconnect from my car's Bluetooth. If, like me, you are the sort of klutz who can lose their car in a two-car garage.....

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

In the distance, sirens.

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Full disclosure, I know one of the people involved in this venture.

A different business model, it uses voice models of professional artists to replace vocal tracks. The artists helped make the models and get royalties.

https://www.voice-swap.ai/

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Not a book, but a true story from WW2:

5 May 1945 Troops of the 23rd Tank Battalion of the 12th Armored Division of the US XXI Corps led by Lieut. John C. "Jack" Lee, Jr., a number of Wehrmacht soldiers led by Major Josef "Sepp" Gangl, SS-Hauptsturmführer Kurt-Siegfried Schrader, and recently freed French prisoners of war defended Castle Itter against an attacking force from the 17th SS Panzergrenadier Division until relief from the American 142nd Infantry Regiment of the 36th Division of XXI Corps arrived.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Castle_Itter?wprov=sfla1

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

Welcome Comrade! Advance behind this man. When he is shot, pick up his rifle and continue!

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Books pah! We didn't take books the last time I went mushroom foraging! Books are for cowards! We took a senior fellow from the University of London who specialised in mycology, instead.

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And Mr Stevens, the head of catering.

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So, already a felon.

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's also $70 in dog money.

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's all very well having a Tesla implant, until you stop at a junction and your brain catches fire.

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I heard that Linus named it git because he is one.

[–] allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

DON'T JOKE ABOUT ELECTROSTATIC CLUMPING.

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