We says to Meemaw when she awakens from the crypt down yonder that she can't be out there tryna slay some ole dragon. We says, Meemaw, iff'n ya don't starts to watch fer yer health, we'll have ta get one o' them immovable rod thingers and keep ye sat in her chair.
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Salads, sandwiches, wraps, ramen (using an electric kettle to boil water).
If OP has a fear of fire, a rice cooker, or crock pot, or instapot, or air fryer, or panini press can do so much without ever having to see flames.
Early 30s /F / North America
I'm close to the right demographic, but for the missing appendage.
Sure is!
What's on the upper left?
For a short while when I was having trouble waking up, I used a goat scream (the goat scream) for my alarm. It's close enough to a woman's scream and I gotta say, yes it woke me up, but god, do not do that to yourself.
Is it possible to have them share their screen instead of using a phone camera? Unless it's hardware stuff, I guess
But I know for sure on Teams you can use your own pointer on their screen during screen share to point at what you mean and to motion towards stuff.
I don't know how much they are, but there's a bunch of classic games on the switch. Jeopardy is pretty good. Wheel of fortune. I think there's a trivial pursuit.
For other Jackbox trivia games, fibbage is great, and you don't know jack is too.
As others said, Khan academy, but in the event that you need something even more broken down, patrickJMT on YouTube is a godsend.
Irreverent stuff like this will never not be funny.
Ngl, I didn't read OPs post, but Cync has given me so much trouble.
It probably wouldn't fit your thrash and death metal tastes, but sludge metal and doom metal are a lot less likely to have screaming or annoying vocals in them. I personally really don't like screaming even though I like metal, haha.
Otherwise, acoustic metal is where you want to land. It can be hard to find in my experience, though.