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I kinda want this as a T-shirt.
And then I kinda don't.

Fick WetterAngeleint. Alle meine Zuhausis benutzen DWD Warnwetter.

Idk, that pig's pretty cute and dignified.

Vodafone ist ein verkommener Scheißverein durch und durch!

Und was deren Kundendienst angeht... ach komm, ich fang gar nicht erst an, sonst kriege ich üble Flashbacks, weil ich mich plötzlich wieder DIESE VERFICKTE WARTEMUSIK erinnere.

It wasn't even the cheapest I could get. I rented a .de-domain from dogado.de, because I have made very good experiences with their customer services in the past.

Just yesterday I rented a tld for 2€/year and got it to update via my router's ddns feature using deSEC. Other similar services are available and I think that many domain rental services even offer their own ddns-like update routes.
All in all it wasn't that difficult, really. And imo an own tld is much nicer than having to rely on some subdomain of a ddns service.
So far (and yes, that is after less than one day) I definitely do recommend this.

Little surprising from today's point of view, ADHD was a thing already in 1881.

And back in my school days, people like me wouldn't usually be called donkeys by their teachers, but they were indeed called lazy and/or stupid, neither of which they actually are in general.

"Freie" "Demokraten"

Aus Lindners Mund kamen keine sinnvollen Vorschläge.

Würde sowohl als Deutsch, als auch als Denglisch passen.