RisingSwell

joined 8 months ago
[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Really hard to hover for that alt text though

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

When I got my key stuck in the ignition I turned it hard enough the metal part of the key twisted a lot. At least it didn't damage anything not already broken.

I've worked on my own car 4 times, started 1 fire and 1 almost fire.

I've stopped working on my own car now for related reasons lmao

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Presuming any kind of skill. Some of us are the kind of idiot that makes cotton wool dangerous.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The joke is use your indicator you inconsiderate fuck.

To be clear that isn't directed at you, that's just the message I'm getting from the comic.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can confirm, I have no idea what bike signals even look like (although I presume a hand out to one side means going that way), so doing what cars do would at least give me a good idea of where it's going.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Famous sayings so not equal reality.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Joja is a generic mega corp and the achievement is to sell out to them instead of fixing the community center with magic

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If you haven't ridden a bike in 20 years, go try it. But now 2000 years.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'll blame the consumption on me when it's my mega yacht, private plane, fleet of cars and whatever the fuck else.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

My home laptop has an uptime of almost 30 days at this point, who needs a power button?

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago

I would consider all but 1 since 1972 to be a long time, it's longer than I've been alive.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that a particularly expensive jaguar? When I was car shopping I saw some jags for 20k or less so owning a Jag means absolutely nothing when it comes to wealth.

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