Mesophar

I grew up in an area that was fairly dark. Probably somewhere between Bortle class 3 and 4 when I was young.

When I went backpacking in the Rockies, it was like nothing I had ever seen before. The night sky is vast and beautiful, and so full of lights and color. Constellations are hard to make out because there are so many dots to look at, rather than the light being too faint to make out.

Spaceballs?

Reopen the flights as long as he volunteers to be on every flight in and out, and if he thinks that's too dangerous he has to resign.

Super N.E.S.

I'll only support this if I can pre-order it for double the price, and have an option at launch to pay an additional $50 to make the butt sprites into dickbutt instead

I'm assuming doing a hate crime over what someone else is eating is just a joke, because of course it is. And if you enjoy eating something a certain way and it isn't hurting anyone, go for it! But mustard on watermelon sounds absolutely fucking disgusting.

"Just kept tossing their hair and looking at me."

Are we sure the employees weren't shaking their heads at the customer and they are just an idiot? I'm also assuming the doors were already locked, or they would have just walked in, and the hours are typically posted on the door. I feel that should be enough of an indication the store is closed. People don't need to have their hands held through everything I life. Expecting a little independence from them isn't being not nice.

Just run through a doorway, he'll have to slow down to walk through sideways

That kind of seems like that is exactly what these are. The specs are still sort of terrible, though, but pricing isn't too far off for what is advertised in them.

Distracted driving is a huge problem, but this is just dumb.

Oh, damn, hey everyone else that owns a casino, close it down! Nevada has Las Vegas and Reno, no point in existing elsewhere!

It heats water to hot! Instead of heating water from cold to lukewarm! /s