I'm gonna release a AAAAA game. It'll cost $95 and when you install it, it'll just be a romhack of Super Mario World changing all the enemy sprites into butts. There'll be a link to file complaints that just points to a terrible image made in ms paint that says "lol f u".

My stock prices gonna hit the moon.

[–] Mesophar@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'll only support this if I can pre-order it for double the price, and have an option at launch to pay an additional $50 to make the butt sprites into dickbutt instead

[–] glitches_brew@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I'll pay triple if I can play it 25 minutes before anyone else has access.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The $50 dickbutt DLC isn't scheduled to be released until a month after the launch, but for an extra $70 you can get the limited edition collectors edition at launch, that comes with a cheaply made Mario-with-a-butt-instead-of-a-head limited edition figurine.

And for $40 you can also purchase the "getting started" pack--that includes a save file where we beat the game, so you don't even have to play it. Your name, email address, and SSN will be on our first-to-finish list!

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

What about us whales? Can i pay triple and have a digital art book and a poorly painted plastic dickbutt figurine?

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