MeetInPotatoes

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[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Have you ever played Raid: Shadow Legends?

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

The "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Are you talking about how babby is formed?

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ummm...ok then, but in this case your individuality is making you look weak af.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Hey, fellow Spuds fan. I have a similar one but it's: "If you smeared peanut butter on the outside of a watermelon but wiped it off with dry toilet paper, wouldn't you expect it to still smell like peanut butter?

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This. What kind of unbelievably shitty desk job do you have if you could be dead for 4 days and nobody would notice?

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Security could check that the person still clocked in actually went home for the night?

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You're toeing this weird line between trying to act cool about the honest mistake (editing the post) while also acting like a lil removed that needed to overcompensate for the mistake. (lame mom jokes)

You do you and all, but man that's fragile!! Most people would've just laughed and said "whoops!"

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Against the law at the minimum.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Pfft, and they call themselves "dark"

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Yep, see, it's 1 but it's the prequel like Star Wars :P Battlefield 1.

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