Even the tomato slices recognize they do not belong into a sandwich!
Kempeth
joined 1 year ago
I like to explain this phenomenon as the free cake effect.
Say you set up a food stand with a sign "free cake". It doesn’t matter how many cakes you baked, people will keep showing up until all the cake is gone.
- Scout adds a clever twist to the shedding game formula, supports 3-5 players and thanks to tokens you don't need to write anything down. But you could also just play individual hands without scoring (which I assume you're doing in rummikub)
- eXplorers is a 20 minutes, 1-4 players, flip and write exploration game. If you don't mind the waste and would prefer a faster setup you could print a specific arrangement on normal paper and just hand those sheets out.
- if noise isn't an issue Ligretto Dice is a quick hoot for up to 4 players. You would need something to score unless you just play individual rounds which each will have a winner.
- Pickomino is a staple filler in our group. Funny push your luck Yhatzee style game.
- Cheating Moth would again be one that could be played in individual hands. Another shedding game but cheating is officially allowed! Getting caught is what gets you into trouble
- In a bind / yogi is a card based dexterity game for pretty much any number of players. you draw a card and follow a instruction like "one finger touching neck" or "hands touching". Anyone who stops following even just one of their instructions is out. Last man standing wins.
A mix between people actually wanting spousal rape to remain legal, people not giving a fuck about feeemale issues, people getting scared that "they can't even talk to women soon without getting arrested" and probably a few other reasons that range from dumb to malicious.
For the people who don't want to squint at a weird format image:
- Communism: You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk
- Fascism: You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk (someone here has a very benign definition of fascism)
- Socialism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor who had none.
- Bureaucratism: You have two cows. The state takes both, kills one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
- Tradition Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one to buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the profit.
- Venture Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother in law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option to buy one more.
- French Corporation: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want two.
- Italian Corporation: You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch
- Swiss Corporation: You have 500 cows. None of them belong to you. You just charge for storing them.
- American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one and force the other to produce milk like 4 cows. You hire an independent consultant to determine why the cow died.
- Indian Company: You have 2 cows. You worship them.
- Irish Company: You have 2 cows. One of them is a horse.
- Australian Company: You have 2 cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
- Iraqi Company. You have no cows. Noone believes you. The US bombs the crap out of you and invades your country. You still have no cows but at least you have a democracy now.
- British Company: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
- Greek Company: You have 2 cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eath both. The banks call to collect their milk but you cannot deliver. The IMF loans you 2 cows. You eat both. The banks and the IMF call to collect their milk. You're out getting a haircut.
- Chinese Company: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and max bovine productivity. You arrest the journalist who reported the real situation.
Russian copium brigade out for a special typing operation
Lol. You honestly think NATO countries wouldn't check the story before comitting to an open conflict they don't want to be in? That the people in all of Europe wouldn't want to know who actually blew up the plant and spewed radioactivity over their lands? That everyone's just gonna be fine shelling out ANOTHER couple of billions to clean up Chernobyl 2.0?
If this ever actually happens (Big IF) anyone who lies about it is gonna be completely fucked when the truth inevitably comes out.
Noone benefits from this.
MacGyver already discovered it. (We literally had a TV ad for that movie with the a sentence that roughly translates as "MacGyver, the adventurer who shows Indiana Jones who's boss")
"Numbers don't lie" is true in the same sense as "guns don't kill"...
Numbers don't lie, but people lie using number all the time.
Same. When I first saw the movie it was just space action flick with blood and tits to me. I mean it definitely is that but also so much more...
You mean a shubmarine captain, right?
sheesh! I've read newspaper fortunes with more specificity.