IDontHavePantsOn

Media is treated more like drugs. A license to own rights, produce, distribute, and physically possess are all different licenses.

Sandy hook shooter Columbine shooter

Oh no. She's dirt poor and I won't receive a tin can. She's just pure evil and deserves death.

Let's assume his daughters are of legal sexual consenting age. Taylor is still getting mayonnaise in her bun after a hot pastrami.

C'mon grandma!

No, I'm IDontHavePantsOn.

In less seriousness, the tea trade used to be serious business.

He's 3.9% older than Trump! Now that's old! Just ignore that their ages are 77 and 80.

In all seriousness, along with tax forms, every candidate should have to present a clean bill of health that includes cognitive testing. I would tack on a psych eval as well, but I'm not sure most in politics would pass it.

Edit:

The first part of my comment was satire. Back in 2016 there was a lot of discussion about Bernie's age of 72. Now either a 77 or 80 year old is going to be president. Biden is still the lesser of two evils, but he's still far older than should be considered. Same goes for Trump. Age and term limits should be assessed for every political position.

Also, let me know how a clean bill of health and cognitive testing would be a bad thing.

"I sure would hate the my candidate to be out of the running for something as small as a team of doctors saying their basic. bodily and brain functions are dwindling."

Other than a few small skirmishes, what have the British done? I mean it's one small island, how many countries could it oppress? 10?

So you wanna be key buddies? Respectfully.

THIS JUST IN! People raked over coals for nearly 4 years are feeling charred!

CEO's struggle to find uncharted adjacent talking points about the future economy as the middle class shrinks like a dick in a cold stream, as they unforgivablely pretend to scratch their heads while literally stealing babies from mothers. The statistics are IN, and they show that corporations do not care to provide safe as advertised products. Mothers, as expected, should be uneasy to have children since their offspring are not only more likely to have developmental problems due to microplastics in their bloodstreams, PFAFs in their bloodstream, and Teflon in their...um..everything... Along with the volatile markets, and sub standard pay increases that specifically affect everyone, except the A+ class that have trust fund money and live without feelings or care for any individuals, but the mothers must give birth for jesu... I mean for milit... I mean population contr...I mean moral values that age demographics that can't medically have children uphold. Wait. I meant because Jesus. I almost had it the first time. I really meant for Jesus. He was a swell guy, as long as you don't call him a middle eastern jew. Anyways, here's Jim with the latest CTE-ffective tackles from last night's game.

That woman strikingly resembles Tina Fey. This could be a poster for her bumbling character's learning of farming with the help of a 50 ton battletech who's equally clueless.