FrickAndMortar

joined 1 year ago
[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

How do you catch a unique chicken?

Unique up on it!

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Mint tea and thin mint Girl Scout cookies… I don’t really either at any other time, but if I’m under the weather, nothing sounds good to eat. I do my best to drink water and stay hydrated, but guzzling water all day when I do t feel good is a chore. So I’ll have tea and cookies instead.

I’m so habituated that it’s frequently when I realize that I AM sick, because I’ll find myself looking in the cupboard for thin mints.

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Burger Time! That’s my teenage kid’s favorite stand-up arcade game, we still see them around once in a while!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BurgerTime

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Something to see, baby…

Telling that the song was written as a criticism of class in America, but conservatives missed the point and ran with it as a model of what they thought America should be - little pink houses, for you and me.

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I changed companies recently and the new place is very “camera on”… I find it freaking exhausting…

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Oh lord, are we back to beans again?

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

My whole career on Stack Exchange…

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please don’t stab my cornhole!

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago (7 children)

They’ll clutch at anything they think they might be able to use to piss off their constituents, won’t they?

“They’re coming for you gas stoves, citizen! Where will it end? What will you cook food for your family on?! Pic up a ‘don’t step on the gas’ ballcap for only $49.99, and go get ‘em!”

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Depends on how much ground there is to cover, but face-time with people is cheap if you’re just walking the neighborhood and knocking on doors.

I had a candidate (not a staffer, the actual candidate) introduce himself and we talked on my stoop for like 20min. I was impressed that he cared enough to come in person. I was leaning in his direction anyway, but after that I told people he seemed like a good guy, donated a few bucks online, and voted for him.

Alternately, you could host a “coffee with the candidate somewhere”, and bring the people to you?

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Amazon, Apple and SpaceX. The first two for staggering short-term monies before they figure out I don’t know anything, and kick me out, SpaceX because I think rockets are cool! Maybe I’d kill off Starlink since that’s pissing off astronomers and astronomers are also cool.

 

I’M SO DAMN HAPPY TO BE REUNITED WITH MY HIGH-OCTANE, STAINLESS STEEL BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND OTHERS, THAT I COULD JUST ABOUT CRANK MY HOG ALL THE DAMN WAY OFF!

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU MF’ERS, BUT I AM READY TO SEE BOMB-ASS MEMES, SPEAK IN A BOISTEROUSLY LOUD VOICE ABOUT HOW GREAT LIFE IS, AND PROVIDE CARE AND SUPPORT FOR MY FELLOW PACK MEMBERS WHEN LIFE IS NOT SO GREAT! PLUS A LITTLE SWEARING!

AROOOO! LET’S GET THE HELL AFTER IT, MF’ERS!

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