oh wow this show

it was super cute

You fucking BET I'll judge someone for the groups with which THEY CHOSE to associate.

ZING!

And dipshit elon literally argued in court that "twitter doesn't exist anymore"

HMMM MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD INVENT IT

🤔

because its name is Mastodon, something that when people google it pulls up a band.

Also because it's trying to be a hot fresh new thing but it's literally named after an animal that's extinct.

If it had a catchier and more unique name it probably would have caught on more.

we're tired of being sold a shit sandwich that may someday become edible? wow who would have ever predicted this utterly unprecedented turn of events except absolutely fucking everybody.

Smile and nod

I wish it would take a break from ME, but unfortunately this shit knows where I live.

"You may not fuck with politics but politics will always fuck with you."

... Is he sneaking up on Kamala Harris in the lower left???

Let him drag the entire GOP to hell with him.

because no one is a harsher critic of me than myself, and I know on levels of staggering depth just how awful things COULD be. If they only knew. Clearly they are insufficiently enlightened to form an informed opinion.

witchcraft is just working through your issues ✨with magic✨ :3