DoctorButts

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How do people with white-looking teeth drink coffee or tea, what sorcery is this? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca
How do people with white-looking teeth drink coffee or tea, what sorcery is this? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Just gotta balance out all the coffee with cum, it will help keep your teeth white.

How did we move from forums to Reddit, Facebook groups, and Discord? in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Great post, thanks for taking the time to write this.

I don't want to call Twitter X out of spite, but calling the travesty that is X Twitter is an insult to the people that made Twitter what it was. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Elon will buy Reddit next and rename it to Xit. Pronounced like...

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid Movie Announced for 2025 in c/anime@ani.social
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

This and City announced today. Literally put me in a good mood all day so far.

The phrase "Pics or it didn't happen" is largely meaningless now that AI is a thing. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 48 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Tits or gtfo still relevant

TIL in 2018, when Laura Loomer was kicked off of Twitter, she chained herself to the front door. But only to one door, and everyone used the other door and ignored her. in c/antitrumpalliance@lemmy.world
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Everyone walked through the left door because she chained herself to the alt right door

Cairo/Giza near the Pyramids, Egypt in c/historyruins@lemmy.world
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 1 month ago

I've also killed a lot of people.

Natalie Portman: In Assassin's Creed, right?

Reddit is a disaster and it's ban/appeal system is a joke in c/reddit@lemmy.world
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 month ago

And by weird, you mean shit, right?

"Concord servers are now offline. Thank you to all the freegunners who have joined us in the Concord galaxy" in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oppai Succubus Academy exists. So where the fuck are all of my Oppai Succubus Academy clones?

Mods of !news are now banning people for criticizing the MBFC bot? in c/support@lemmy.world
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True. However, I don't think my comment was that bad, so I also wasn't even suspecting anything would happen.

It's like these guys just started using the internet yesterday and everything offends them.

Mods of !news are now banning people for criticizing the MBFC bot? in c/support@lemmy.world
[–] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Lol I didn't even know I was banned until I saw this comment

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