DarthYoshiBoy

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[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 4 points 11 hours ago

this vehicle was travelling over 200km/hr. It hit a cement barrier. That car could have been made of bubble wrap, it wasnt going to be pretty, no matter what.

The car looked like this after burning to a crisp. That's a survivable wreck any day of the week (assuming seatbelts and airbags were in working order) but of course for the burning. The story says they hit a guard rail and eventually a cement pillar. Given the image, it doesn't look like it was a head on collision and the passenger compartment is still in its original shape, so they were not likely to have been doing 200 kph by the time they hit the cement pillar. Guard rails (and I know this from experience with an unfortunate black ice incident that harmed nobody) will slow a car down quite a bit in not a whole lot of time, they're not just there for show. My experience totalled the car, but it saved my whole family's life by getting us down from 65 mph to 0 mph safely and in a very short period of time. It was shocking to see how short the deceleration had been once we drove past it in the daylight the following day and saw the tiny marks in the shoulder and the railing from our crash.

Crucially, one of the occupants of this Tesla crash did in fact survive, which makes it pretty clear what the survivability of the crash was. The fact is that people on the scene couldn't get the car open from the outside and people that probably would have had a chance at otherwise being saved, burned to a crisp. You can say that the 125mph made it so they were doomed any way you look at it, but there were rescuers on the scene trying to get people out and the one person they managed to get out did in fact survive, so it's probably disingenuous to claim that the battery fire and egress issues didn't have anything to do with the deaths.

I'm not anti EV. My primary ride is an EV these days and I love it enough to say that everyone should drive an EV if they can manage, but claiming that the speed involved meant anyone in any vehicle would have met the same fate is probably not squaring with the reality here. The rescuer who saved the one passenger was surprised later that 4 other people had died, he claimed that it was hard to see other passengers in the car because of the thick smoke inside. I'm not saying that standard mechanical door handles would have saved the day for those 4, but it certainly seems like the lack thereof didn't help, the battery fire component certainly made a bad situation worse, and the Model Y's "unbreakable" laminate glass windows probably also pushed the equation more towards deadly than dangerous. I'll admit that the press loves to bag on an EV, but there are legit dangers with battery damage and Tesla isn't doing any favors for addressing them by making manual egress more difficult than it has to be with their design choices.

[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 2 points 4 days ago

I'd have probably posted it more broadly, but I honestly suspect that most of the people who give a shit are probably working at Amazon and likely could be counted on a single set of human digits. πŸ˜†

[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Six of one, half a dozen of the other. The Secret Level episode is confirmed to be on, so I guess we'll get at least a peek at what they felt was there for us to enjoy in Concord.

[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 33 points 1 week ago

I voted Harris in Utah. I had been trying to convince everyone I could that she was a better option than being complicit in Trump taking office again, and of roughly 12 people I was working on, I think I might have convinced a single person to swing to Harris, the rest went with Chase Oliver or wrote in someone they knew. πŸ™„

[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Well, I'm not above admitting that I was wrong. Kudos to you. I legit figured they'd let that corpse shamble along for at least a year as a F2P endeavor, but they seem to have reached a correct conclusion earlier than I would have credited them.

[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago

I think there's a fair few of you. Don't feel bad.

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[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 13 points 2 months ago

has a working algorithm

I think the true genius of Bluesky is that it doesn't have A algorithm, it has a framework that allows users to build their own algorithms, share them with others, and subscribe to the algorithms from people whose tastes you trust. They did the same thing with moderation making it possible to build your own moderation tools, share them, and use those constructed by others you trust.

It'll be abused by the trolls who love the sound of their own voice and embrace the echo chamber of their choosing, but the flip side is that none of the rest of us have to suffer those idiots if we don't want to. It's not a perfect solution to the Paradox of Tolerance, but it's good enough.

[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago

C-Suit idiots might legitimately fear that the mere existence of its episode could overshadow the entire rest of the show.

I've worked for those idiots. In the streaming video industry. They do not think this or fear this and this is one of those rare cases where they're not being idiots. People will hate watch the Concord episode of Secret Level. People will be curious about the episode because of the trainwreck that the game is. The social media buzz around Concord being gawdawful will put butts in seats. These guys are not wrong that there is no bad publicity, and they don't need people to love the Concord episode of Secret Level for the series as a whole to hit their "hours streamed" benchmarks, sell a fuckton of ads, and have them call the whole thing a success so they can do it all again for Secret Level season 2 where they never speak of Concord again.

What's more, they don't even care if the Concord episode is good, they care that you watched another 30-40 minutes of content and pumped all their metrics. They know that the average viewer of content on Prime Video doesn't know what a 'Sifu' is, or an 'Unreal Tournament', or an 'Armored Core'... They know that the majority of the viewers for Secret Level are not going to know that 'Concord' is dead, nor will they care if they ever find out, so it won't matter at all for their single episode in an anthology. Hell, for that matter as much as it sucks, Unreal Tournament has been dead for years and you can't even buy most of the legacy versions of that game anymore thanks to Epic, so I really doubt that Amazon Prime Video cares much at all about the games represented in their anthology being alive. They just need things to fit the framing of the show so that viewers at home will go, "Oh, it's that thing from the makers of 'Love Death + Robots' about video games, think I'll have a look." So long as everything under the label looks sufficiently video gamey, the average viewer will enjoy the show and move on whether or not they could ever actually play those games.

[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They do not own or operate Concord, which probably no longer exists as a product.

All the more reason for Amazon to not give a fuck and release the episode anyway. They already expended the effort and money, they've probably already sold the ads to run against it, they've got streaming hour benchmarks to hit if they want to claim the show is a success, so everything is running in favor of Amazon taking a look at the shitshow the game is in and saying, "SHIP IT" for their Secret Level episode. Normies who aren't super into gaming aren't going to know that the game it represents is dead, and there's a fair chance that Sony will pursue F2P explicitly so that it can not be when the episode airs so they can attempt to get some money from those people who will see the episode and want to play the game. The people behind "Love Death + Robots" are behind this series, they're probably going to ship a good Concord episode that will make that bland mess of Live Service nonsense seem interesting whether or not the game is good or even alive.

There are no announced plans to take it F2P

The fact that the announcement says they're taking the servers offline and looking at options to connect with "their players", while Sony have also not just shut down Firewalk Studios (A wholly owned subsidiary of Sony) is more or less a full endorsement of the idea that they think they can make a go of this by going F2P. Studios that flat out fail don't stick around in this day and age and the director of the game is saying that they're looking at options to connect with "their players", how is that not saying that they're going to remove the one barrier to entry that everyone is talking about by taking the game free to play?

Its no longer a headline IP… its a total flop of an IP.

I think you may have misunderstood, I didn't mean to suggest that Concord was a headline IP, I was saying that Amazon considers Secret Level to be a headline IP for Prime Video and they've got zero fucks to give about what good (or bad) business the game their episode is based on is doing, they need butts in seats to watch their prestige video games anthology series from the makers of "Love Death + Robots" and I don't think they give a single shit if Sony feels bad because their game didn't make it and Amazon still launched an episode set in the same universe as the game.

It’s an anthology style show, meaning a bunch of basically self contained plots and stories, you could easily just drop one.

Not if ad sales has already written contracts for ads against a set number of episodes. Not if you have streamed hour targets that you need to hit for the show if you want to keep making future seasons of the thing. Not if you are not a gamer and don't give any fucks about the stupid decisions that Sony made with the IP they probably paid you to make an episode about. There's absolutely zero reason for Amazon to shitcan an episode of this show just because the game it's based on was nonsense and everyone knew it years before the game ever launched, it's an extra 30-40 minutes of space to stick ads and pump "hours watched" even if the episode is as bland as the game. Ads and hours are the only things that video platforms care about, they're going to keep that episode unless there's a contractual obligation to cancel it. I doubt that Sony had the foresight to put something in their contract that allowed them to shut things down if the game flopped, and even if they did, such a provision would usually mean that they'd have to pay Amazon some penalty to exercise that option which probably makes it cheaper for Sony to just allow it to move ahead.

I’ll bet two cents the entire Concord IP just vanishes as brand management trumps over anything else.

I would not take that bet. I also think the brand is dead. It's got a year or two tops of being a shambling zombie, but you're thinking too much like a rational person and businesses don't think like that, they're going to try to squeeze blood from this stone, it's the only thing they know how to do.

[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It makes zero sense trying to save it here and now, but that's how C-Suite idiots think, so I won't be surprised. The show launches in just over 90 days, chances are pretty good that episode is already in the can and it's far too late to steer resources into another franchise for a different episode to fill the spot. Ad sales against that content have already closed big contracts, marketing has already laid campaigns that mention Concord all over the place, and for the content industry 3 months is too late to try to steer the ship away from a disaster.

Animation (outside of South Park) often takes 7-10 months on the low end to get a single episode from start to finish. Like I said, they're doing a New World episode and that shit is dead as doornails. I doubt they'll allow an launched/un-launched game off the hook. Hell, it's probably now their plan to convert the game to F2P in time to simu-relaunch with the animated series episode so that they can get Amazon promotion synergies.

[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think it's too late for Amazon to be willing to take a bath on an episode of one of their new headline IPs. The show is coming December 10th. I'd be shocked if Amazon is going to be willing to just drop a whole episode of their show because the attached game launched flaccid. They're doing a New World episode for goodness sake, so it's clear that they're very willing to push this vehicle for promotion all the way to the finish line even if the engine has dropped out and the wheels have ground down to nothing.

[–] DarthYoshiBoy@beehaw.org 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Playtron is all in on Crypto nonsense, so of course SquareEnix is coming along for the ride. I wouldn't get too excited, like most "Web3" things, I expect that this too will flounder and die.

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