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Next you are going to tell me Green Verde Salsa sauce is not a thing, pshhh

You can just print your own forklift license online, that's how I got started. They didn't realize it was fake until someone noticed it was signed in crayon.

My #1 cookie recipe: https://hostthetoast.com/best-chewy-cafe-style-chocolate-chip-cookies/

I freeze all my cookie dough and just grab a few balls to cook at a time. Doesn't matter if it's choc chips, sugar, whatever and it always bakes great.

I love me some pollo chicken! I'm so old I remember getting 3 tacos for a dollar in los Angeles believe it or not.

I can make my head explode but only once

If you fight with honor then you deserve respect from everyone

Yeah they are gross to eat but excellent to throw. Have you ever tried throwing a sunny side up egg. Marriott thinks of everything

Bros before Niños

I know what its for but i'm not going to tell you guys

Can you imagine. Americans fleeing their country as political refugees to prevent getting assassinated. Why this is the future my parents chose is beyond my understanding. Luckily I live just 20 minutes away from Canada and they like me there.