ArtyTester

joined 1 year ago
[–] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 73 points 1 year ago (9 children)

he keeps tweaking his resume, cutting it from 10 pages to two, then beefing it up to 24.

I’m no expert, but a 24 page resume?! I think I found your problem bud.

[–] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’ve found that getting super animated and having a small prop scroll while physically baaaaaaaaaa-ing in peoples face while shaking the scroll gets them to take it really quick. Also sets a tone for the rest of the one shot!

[–] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

I got all the “real life” pictures correct, but most of the drawings and paintings were in line with straight guessing.

There are things that stick out as “wrong” on a picture of life, but in a drawing or paining the question is “is this wrong or just what the artist decided to do?”

[–] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Slice it up thin and sauté it up with some butter and you got fake lobster!

[–] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago

From 1960 till 2022 the historical inflation rate has been 3.8% per year. If they have a loan for 2.9%, they are inflating away their debt, so the longer it takes to pay, the “cheaper” it gets while they are still getting all the appreciation.

[–] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 5 points 1 year ago

In metric you just look at the first digit:

0x is cold

1x is light jacket

2x is shorts weather

3x is hot

[–] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 19 points 1 year ago

No that couldn’t be it! Why wouldn’t someone want to work at a job that tears your body up so hard that many die within a couple years if retiring?

[–] ArtyTester@artemis.camp -1 points 1 year ago

The Helen Keller conspiracy feels like it could be a real.

[–] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago

If you can get your hands on “Dole Whip Powder” it’s a great lactose free alternative that you can mix with water and make in a home churn.

[–] ArtyTester@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it needs to happen more.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now.

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