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For parties: just buy more pizza
I like it, except that the crust is all on one end of the "noodle".
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Also, for me tonight: 1 PORTION = 1 PIZZA
I identify as a family of four.
Gotta love when the picture itself is mildly infuriating too, I guess
I took the picture in the right direction but apparently Memmy will not follow rotation tags from iOS.
Likely an attempt to claim there's fewer calories per slice, even though people will just cut it in quarters instead of fifths.
It's like that time I only had two drinks -- a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka. (oh my god I died for the next two days don't do what I did)
Can't get mad at me for having only two drinks!
I just got a hangover from reading this. Been there, my condolences!
It might be designed that way to make the nutritional facts more appealing. They can define the portion sizes arbitrarily, so the per-portion amounts don't look so high.
They can define the portion sizes arbitrarily, so the per-portion amounts don’t look so high
I dunno about y'all, but I cut my pizza's into 1/8ths, which would be smaller than 1/5.
But do you have just one piece when you do?
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The FDA is in charge of portion sizes. No one decides it on their own.
What a company can do is fiddle with the total number of portions. Which is how you get 5 portions in this pizza.
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Not sure why the picture shows up sideways.. it was taken vertically.
Most phones just use metadata to tell what way an image is supposed to be rotated and will always take the picture portrait. It was probably removed by the image host
Good to know. 😟 :(
It does the exact same thing to me. But if I go in my gallery and make a copy of the picture and upload that, it works correctly.
I don't get it either.
I uploaded via Memmy… maybe I’ll post a bug report.
What pisses me off is when they cut they pizza in squares and not pie cut....
It's Nestle, they have their child slaves cut it for them.
It's not delusion, it's Digiorno !
if you try cutting an odd number of slices you're gonna have a bad time
Interetingly, I've concluded that cutting a pizza to 4 pieces makes the rim support the tip properly, regardless of the size of the pizza, while cutting the pizza to 8 pieces makes the tip of the piece always flop. However, one quadrant of the pizza is harder to eat, because it widens so radicaly. This has made me a believer of cutting the pizza to 6 pieces, as this solves both issues.
I woudn't be surprised if some maths genius would've calculated that the 5 pieces would be the most optimal for both issues, the tip support, and the edibility. However, cutting to 5 equal pieces is rather bothersom, so I'll be sticking with 6 pieces personally, regardless of what pizza enginers may have calculated.
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Who the hell cuts pizza?
Fold, eat.
Instant calzone... or pizza sandwich
Me. I have a family of 5
People who share a pizza with four others, perhaps?
That's when you cut it into sixths and take the last piece after "offering" it to everyone else.
1/5 is 20% of a pizza. So if you cut it traditionally into eight slices, that would be just over a slice and a half.
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Also, who eats their pizza with a salad?
It goes well actually
I had a chocolate mousse salad does that count?
I’ve been trying to lose weight by making gradual changes in my eating habits in the hopes that it will result in a big change that i can stick to for the rest of my life and I’ve learned a reasonably sized slice of pizza and a salad is pretty satisfying and salad really does go well with pizza. It’s not super healthy and by no means an everyday meal, but it’s better than eating half a large pizza in one sitting like i used to.
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That looks like around 2 slices.
Dio + Giorno 😅
Oh… eh. Oh well. I know I can edit. But … yeah.
People who buy frozen pizza and think it’s enjoyable
I don't eat it because it's enjoyable, I eat it because I've been laying in bed all day trying to get my depressed ass up in a futile attempt to prove to myself that I can indeed be functioning & productive member of society, until I reluctantly accept the fact that it will never ever happen and that I am in fact required to ingest some sort of food in order to survive. So I throw a frozen pizza in the oven
Brother, let me try and help you out.
Next time you're in the supermarket stocking up on frozen pizzas, get your self a packet of grated pizza cheese, and some extra sliced ham, and / or fresh peppers. Pile on the extra cheese, ham, and slice up the peppers if you decided on those, put it in the oven as usual, but for a few minutes extra.
The overdose of cheese, and extra flavours will have you feeling a lot better!
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For those of us trying to boycott Nestlé: what's a good frozen pizza alternative that has good cheese stuffed crust?
fuck nestle also fuck performative activism get organized and overthrow this rancid system
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