I guess he's mad that he can't read? It looks pretty clear to me. It's even communicating it multilingually.
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And even if you can't read it has a helpful green plant like lid.
and he said the sign said haagen-dazs. not even ice cream
I put a plant leaf in my mouth once. It did not taste like ice cream. ☹️
That was probably the rare leaf-leaf. Most do actually taste like ice cream. You should just try again, I bet it works next time.
I just tried again. It tasted like leaf. You have made a powerful enemy today...
It's even more clear if it's not that cropped picture. Here's the whole carton. Nowhere on it does it say "ice cream," and it's pretty clear that it's plant based.
People infected with conservatism tend to turn into Mr. Magoo when looking at the majority of evidence, it's easier to accept and spread FUD that way.
There are good reasons to not buy or eat Haagen Dazs, but they're mostly related to the fact that they're owned by Nestle.
I don't get what he is complaining about..
The sign didn't say "Ice cream sale", the jar is clearly labeled as a plant based alternative and there's a legal requirement for the ingredients to be present on the side (thanks to liberal gov btw).
What more does this guy want? Oh, he wants his party in power, i see.
His parents absolutely baked vegetables into his lasagna.
And paint chips
Stealthy plants. Plants in jungle camo. Plants in... plant's clothing. Plant plant. Semantic satiety. Plant
One irony is that the bugs intentionally put into his food are hidden under obscure names in the ingredients list. Words in small print like cochineal or carmine.
Or confectioners glaze iirc? That is super ironic tho, vegans are against eating bugs too!!
when we’re buying milk, we get milk from a cow
So, milk from goat (female goat is called nanny, but writing it would be weird) or female buffalo is not real milk?
Human milk is not real milk
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Human milk, commercially available, would be an interesting concept.
ive had human milk ice cream
Care to share the experience?
So it's Nestlé's fault I can't get it in my coffee? Damn you Nestlé!
I've worked around buffalo, the last bloody thing I would do is try to milk one.
Honestly, I’ve never seen buffalo milk being sold, but cheese, is super common.
It's exceedingly popular up in the manor...
TIL that in other countries ice cream always contains some kind of milk. Don't let this person come to Italy or they will be very disappointed in the lack of milk in almost all kinds of fruit flavored ice creams...
We call that stuff ~~gelato~~ sorbet in the US
In Australia, gelato just refers to Italian style ice cream, with sorbet being used to refer to the fruitier ones that usually have no dairy.
Same here, I just conflated the two
But it doesn't say "milk" or "ice cream", does it? He's actually upset because he saw "Haagen Dasz", and he thinks that that must contain dairy- he even said as much. Faux outrage designed to serve his political ends.
Is this what those brain worms I keeping hearing so much about, look like?
what? coconut cream doesn't come from a coconut cow?!
I had some Ben and Jerry's dairy free made from sunflower oil recently. Fucking amazing, better than ice cream I thought. But the oatly stuff is pretty good too. Anyone know how this haagen dazs tastes?
100% chance this person is from Alberta
He's from New Brunswick but screams "Albertan Douchebag"