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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

It's a suppository.

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 3 points 6 months ago (5 children)

What worked for me: marry one of those people

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Absolutely fucking not.

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[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just grow older. At 45 you'll start turning into one automatically

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I go through this at the beginning of every school year. All it really takes is about two weeks of being forced to wake up at 6am.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Cocaine might do it?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

The key is to master dissociation.

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[–] berryjam@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Work out every day

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Discipline

[–] Wanangwa_Bamidele@thelemmy.club 1 points 6 months ago

A good alarm clock might work.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 1 points 6 months ago

Work on a mine site and get used to waking up at 4:30 for a 5:30 start to the work day. Then sleep in.