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I understand why there are the ones where he didn't kill himself, but the cameras were destroyed, how come no one thought to think he just walked out? This has been bugging me since it happened.

I do think he's dead, but this would be a great conspiracy theory. Why hasn't anyone gone with it?

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[-] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago

Epstein didn’t kill himself and he’s still alive and the body is from a lookalike they killed to fake his death. Is that good enough conspiracy theory?

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, why isn't that one of the "good ones"?

[-] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Is there a wiki list of the “good ones?”

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago

Because the guy dying isn't important, it's the name of his 'clients' that matters.

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Written by LG Lazarus, lol.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I was wondering, but it should be more mainstream, yeah? Wasn't Hitler thought to be living in South America or something in the old school conspiracy theories?

[-] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

The theory about Hitler was he was alive in Brazil.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

As I understand it a good few nazis actually did flee to south America, so it's not like they just scrambled that one together from random bullshit.

[-] federalreverse@feddit.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

The most prominent of those being Adolf Eichmann.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That wasn't Hitler - you're thinking of Mr. Hilter- no relation.

[-] kurcatovium@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a simple man, I see Monty Python reference I upvote.

Same goes for boobs.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't it be Sehor Hitler... No relation?

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

I thought he escaped to the Moon?

Yeah, I think there was a documentary on that, something called "Iron Sky", I think

[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

that was fueled mostly by the fact that the government investigated the idea. people take it to mean that means they saw enough evidence to believe it, but it was probably an ass-covering for a rumor

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

There was at the time. People were saying the ears didn't match the death photo vs some other alive photo.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Epstein is D.B. Cooper confirmed.

[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

when they buried the founder of mormonism, Joseph Smith, they filled his coffin with sandbags. he was actually dead though

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

First thing I thought was that he is alive. There is no evidence of his death even.

But yeah, I admit I don't trust what I read in the news.

this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
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