this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 130 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

it's true. I was one of those guys on the train. why didn't OP just put the NSFW tag??

[–] Bipta@kbin.social 16 points 6 months ago

Thanks for the laugh.

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How should I atone for this?

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I think you have to go to that train and get in the middle of the circle jerk.

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 39 points 6 months ago
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Is this what people are using Blender for nowadays

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This whole time, I thought their intentions were puree.

I'll see myself out.

[–] enkille@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Thanks, we don't want to get mixed up in this.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

No, nowadays they're getting really good at it; this must be an old picture.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is it just me, or does that... thing look too cheap to me made using Blender?

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

blender is just a program, you can make terrible models and rendering in it. it doesn't automatically make your stuff look good

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Congratulations!

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I screenshotted "twerk race" too! It is so fucking weird.

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm tired of seeing this every time I open Lemmy so I'm unfortunately gonna block you

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago
[–] Toes@ani.social 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did it work? I'm under the impression that mods can't be blocked. But maybe that's for your own instances.

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Why are you still seeing ads in mobile games?

[–] pitaya@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Could you mark this NSFW please

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Straight ‘bussin, fr, fr.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Shawty THICC

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

Oh, my God. That's disgusting! Which app was it advertising!?

[–] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world -3 points 6 months ago

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.freeplay.twerk

The ad is actually pretty accurate to the gameplay except any character in a skirt is wearing shorts under it so you don't actually get the kind of visual that's in OP's screenshot.

It'd be a pretty entertaining game if it weren't so cancerous with ads every ten seconds