FozzyOsbourne

At least it'll make it easier to identify the yanks larping as brits online (I think they call them "teaboos") when they try quoting this uncanny-valley list of not-quite authentic bants

Stick actual Elvis at the top of that list please

Yep, turns out when your tinkering around in someone's brain it's good to make sure you're not breaking the thing they like doing

Think of it like his, hers, theirs, its

Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it's the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together

Interesting, solicitors are mandatory in the UK, making estate agents even more pointless

No such thing as bad press, eh?

Save them all in your cheeks then blast them at the chef like Yoshi

Assuming this is in the US? Do you not have solicitors who do all the actual legal paperwork?

Do you think seatbelts should be banned because you're a careful driver? Do you think use-by dates should be removed because you've never got sick? Do you think stupid people should suffer because you're more clever than them? Are you an empathy-lacking sociopath?

Well I disagree, because I find having to scroll up and down more often makes it less readable, and if I wanted it to be thin I'd make the browser window thin. Return to 90s websites where the site just gives you the info and how to display it is left entirely to the browser and the user.

Every website that's mainly for displaying text (think into pages, blogs, Q&A) assumes your browser window is portrait like a phone screen. If I have widened my window I want the text to reach the edges, not float in a central column with masses of useless whitespace either side.