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[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

BOY, I SAID BOY, YA CAN'T JUST MASTURBATE TO COMPLETION OVER ASUKA'S COMATOSE BODY, YA HEAR?

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen Evangelion and this is one of the only things I know about it. The other is that it's misery porn.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

More like a pseudo mecha anime that takes itself way too seriously with symbolism. The last 2 episodes of the original series are literally a child's mental breakdown, followed by him realizing "Hey maybe life is worth living" and everyone clapping. All in his head, of course. (Oh actually, the screenshot is from one of those episodes)

Oh and then in the movie he jerks off over a comatose girl and resumes being depressed and useless, grows a pair of balls for 2 seconds, then loses said balls and accidentally helps end the world.

Uhhh other than that it's OK. Has its moments.

[–] wallmenis@lemmy.one 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Unironically, I kind of find that heartwarming (I haven't watched the related anime, I just like the idea that this character will comfort me that way)

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Comfort you and put a hurting on anyone trying to mess with you. Foghorn didn’t play.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

I started reading before I looked at the picture and already had foghorn leghorns voice in my head.

Well done.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago

This is such a heartwarming and genuinely apt summary of Evangelion it's unreal

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago

I say, I say son... that was a grown up kiss

[–] Breve@pawb.social 4 points 6 months ago

One of my favourite summaries of Evangelion: https://angryflower.com/618.html

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 points 6 months ago

Now get in the robot boy!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

He is sitting on Columbia