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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If they did not die, then they were not seconds away from it.

[–] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 8 points 4 months ago

You're always seconds away from death. Just take another breath to reset the clock.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 4 months ago

It is best to approach all idioms literally

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

If you ride in a car on a highway you are seconds away. If you count your days and weeks and years in seconds, you are seconds away

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Haha! Fooled you! I was already in the shower, with a chainsaw! So there!

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[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Better title would have been:

Someone out there is reading this while taking a shit instead of working!

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 4 months ago

you can measure all time in seconds.....

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I realized it all 24 times.

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I already know of a couple occasions where I was close to dying. Once at 5 I split my head open and had to go to hospital for stitches, I had a tea towel held to my head to stem the flow of blood. The second time was three years ago when I was admitted to hospital because of a flare of Ulcerative Colitis (IBD, Crohn's disease is the other type) and I lost so much blood over the months I had the flare that I had to get a transfusion and iron infusion.