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[–] GarrulousBrevity@lemmy.world 141 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 48 points 7 months ago

Don't dead open inside

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 49 points 7 months ago

You accept must the frog?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 7 months ago

I accept! Must the frog?

[–] ipha@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago

Thanks! I've always wanted a frog

[–] RustyEarthfire@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I accept! I accept the frog!

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I accept your acceptance!

[–] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Ok new frog friend, let’s go watch some hbomberguy for the next ten hours.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I'm scared of any frog that looks like that after this

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago

i accept the frog :3

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now what the hell am I going to do with this frog? I don't have any cooking oil.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

WATCH YOUR MOUTH

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah Friday frog-legs.

Gimme like five more.

[–] TychoQuad@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Found the frenchie

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The frog army wants to know your location.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just follow the trail of legless frogs.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

WE'RE ON OUR WAY AND WE WILL MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR ACTIONS 🗡🐸🛡

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The only thing you'll be tasting is our swords! We will defeat everyone who opposes the Frog Empire!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

You might want to rephrase that, it sounds rapey.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Must the Frog huh?

And I do accept them, I think I've got a name for a new character in my Pathfinder game who's a Grippli (frog person)

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Heh, BM can't draw hands.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

I hereby accept the frog.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I accept the frog as our leader.

It can speak on behalf of Earth.

[–] kaine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

I accept them.