this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024
542 points (98.0% liked)

Science Memes

11086 readers
2829 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.

Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Sal@mander.xyz
fossilesque@mander.xyz
SciBot@mander.xyz
542
no thanks, crystal mami (mander.xyz)
submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
23 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
top 23 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 48 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

πŸ˜‘βœ‹ Drake format of this meme

πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘‰ LeVar Burton format of this meme

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

dating geology guys < dating stoned guys

[–] hazeebabee 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?

[–] Twelve20two 2 points 7 months ago

How I'm trynna be

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with geology guys?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Those are those weird pedos, pedologists.

[–] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Half of my house is rocks... I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist..Wanna see?

[–] Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago

As long as you don't have any puppies.

[–] Belzebubulubu@mujico.org 2 points 7 months ago

YES! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I dunno. Lots of dykes in geology.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_(geology)

TIL: mods don't understand geology jokes.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

Good cleavage though

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Although I did meet one gneis girl, but she got tired of my schist pretty quickly. I met her on a field trip to study glaciers she was honestly a bit erratic. Anyway, forgive the intrusion.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

That’s my hope

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

God damn it, they're minerals, Marie!

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago

Why is everything purple?

[–] nocteb@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago

They are just that "down to earth".

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I wish an autistic woman into geology infodumped to me...

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

My last serious relationship was with a girl who got really excited when I finished her sentence "most people don't realize (our area) is..."

"mostly Quartz!"

I still miss her... She moved away to go to school, but it was only a few hours away so I don't think she misses me lmao

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Who is dating these women anyway?

That's cult shit, huge red flag to even casual friendship, much less relationship.