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[–] Ginger666@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not your buddy, pal!

[–] rosswinn@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Not your pal, bucko…

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

not your bucko, buster

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not your buster guy!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm not your guy, friend!

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 17 points 7 months ago

¿Qué coño acabas de decir de mí, putita? Te haré saber que me gradué el primero de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he participado en numerosas incursiones secretas contra Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"Whoa. OK. So..."

[–] NJA@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

White girl version

[–] femboycuddles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

0) Killdozer

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

School shooting

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

I think this is pretty accurate, if you're only going by dialogue in 1950s Hollywood movies.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

What a load of malarckey

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 6 points 7 months ago

So is this in increasing or decreasing order?

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

You just hold your horses, we don't all talk like that.

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I read this as LEVELS OF WHITE RANGER and honestly... still works.

[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

White American*

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

As a southerner....this is right on

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

JBP is always at a five then?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Newsflash pal is above all

[+] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee -15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (7 children)

You can't lump all white people together. This seems like a very specific cultural reference, possibly somewhere in America, and it absolutely does not apply to all white people and cultures just based on their skin color.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 7 months ago

Alright, bucko.

[–] fhek@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago

This son of a gun is mad.

[–] BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, and the same could be said of any "all black people" or "all Asian people" joke. The important thing to remember is that it's just a joke with no real bearing on reality.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Kinda sounds like you're saying "all Black people" and "all Asian people" jokes are harmless.

[–] BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Kinda sounds like you're looking for a fight. I'll pass.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Newsflash pal: I wasn't, but it probably would have turned into one, so good call. Thanks. I guess I should consider when stepping into a discussion with a stranger and leading with disagreement, that it's starting an argument and should only be done if it's important.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Fuck me in the ass... That's reasonable! That's some goddamn reasonable shit!

[–] SupremeFuzzler@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Well now, wait just a minute…

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 7 months ago

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl -4 points 7 months ago

I'm with you. Whoever wrote this joke has met astonishingly few people as far as I can see.

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