this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2024
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[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 93 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I have enabled the "swipe to upvote" gesture on Sync, so you made me like your post lmao

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 29 points 7 months ago

If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I always disable that and didn't even think of it! That's so funny!

[–] elfin8er@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought that was the joke 😂

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

The joke was just to make you scroll for no reason but the fact that sync can do that makes the joke much funnier lmao

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Same. I actually thought that was the joke at first, until I realized this is probably app-specific behavior, and not widely known.

[–] Toldry@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Same for me on Thunder

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 78 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren't masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 7 months ago

Great... Now I'm masturbating and everyone at work is looking at me...

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 61 points 7 months ago (1 children)

… fuck you! I have swipe to comment! I expected boobs and now I gotta write an essay about lorem ipsum dolor dolor sit amet

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 14 points 7 months ago

I prefer "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!"

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 29 points 7 months ago

Do you smell that guys? I smell familiarity with unfederated systems.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 20 points 7 months ago

You made me swipe to the next post and I had to come back to try and figure out this new photo swiping thing only to go to the next post again

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's a mighty fine set of boobs. 10/10.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I never knew men were capable of developing so...perfectly.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Wow what an awesome compliment thanks!

[–] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If its not working on your phone, here is an alternate link

[–] gaael@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Sync tells on people who post the link because it expands them and shows the content. Very useful!

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 5 points 7 months ago

Ah, hello old friend

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think my phone is broken.

[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

You need to swipe harder for it to work

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The user name adds so much value to the comment

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Gordon, titty boob huge fuck.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it, where are the boobs?

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Which makes the two of us a great pair.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago