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Just let me eat my cheese

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How many lights did they turn on tho?

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

they’re burned into my retina, all . . . Five? Wait . . . Four..? No, certainly there were five before.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There are 5 but the bulb is out on one.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Surely all five were just on, I have the strangest urge to say there were five, but I clearly see the four. Huh.

[–] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In my own kitchen we have one light switch which turns on about separate bulbs. They aren't white light but it's close enough to this pic 😂

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Almost got to see the captains log there.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Stardate 58008, i was brought naked before the Cardassian chain of command where they were having what seemed to be an orgiastic feast. I was myself quite naked but even throughout the night of inexplicable coitus I never once found myself to be embarrassed by my own nudity.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

NCC-8==========D

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago

Doesn't matter because I had already seen everything

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not a real episode unless he bumps in to Riker having sex with himself.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 7 months ago

I thought Riker has two penises how does that work

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Picard tries to cover up, but it's too late, I've seen everything.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The deadpan delivery in that sketch is amazing.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

The Ian McKellen one is great too. "I'm not really a wizard, you know"

[–] cor315@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The bloopers are great. Patrick Stewart is such a pro.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

Beverly: It shrinks?

Like a frightened turtle!

[–] Kensai@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Set the course, for intercourse.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Target locked. Engage.

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

... to then realize it wasn't cheese

[–] Entropywins@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I was sooooo drunk one night I woke up and ran to the kitchen for water saw a lovely cup half full sitting on the counter. Took 2 or 3 fat gulps until I realized it was vegetable oil. Wasn't thirsty anymore went back to bed trying not to throw up.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Oh god 🤢

[–] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Lubricated, probably

[–] ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

Who the hell has cups of oil sitting out?

[–] antidote101@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

More like when the holodeck loses power.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

But somehow the program continues to run

[–] Landslide7648@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I saw an interview with Hank Azaria about wearing a speedo in that Ben Stiller movie and he said he knew millions of people were going to see it so he got cut af

[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago

Hot dog, don't need anyone else for a standing ovation when you have cheeks that clap like those.

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 7 points 7 months ago

The annoying thing is that I know this situation

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheese

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I think I've gone blind...

[–] mack7400@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

And when it comes to midnight munchies, why is it always cheese? I'll be like, hey, let's have a banana and my brain will say, "CHEESE. BLOCK. NOW!"