Triangles taste better. That's just science.
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024
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Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.
By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.
That's just maths.
Your math fails when you consider ketchup.
Someone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!
Not cutting the sandwich gives you less sandwiches.
Actually cutting the sandwich cause some amount of crumbs and some amount of sandwich ends up on the knife. It's a minuscule amount but a uncut sandwich gives you the most sandwich.
But it does not give you the most sandwiches, as when you cut a sandwich, you have 2 sandwiches.
Exactly
But if you cut it in a very specific order, it can give you enough calories to kill god
Can you share please? I am so hungry, and killing god sounds fun.
Probably something like that.
The sacred texts!
Witch!
Grey is not the best color for a sandwich
What game is that?
Not a game; based on the watermark it's some funny haha publication by the name of IRL Loading Screens. The style is based on TES: Oblivion though
What it does actually give you is a nice spot to hold the sandwich while you bite off the appropriately sized end pieces.
But James May would disapprove of that kind of cut.